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Song Parodies -> "Sympathy For The Victims"
Original Song Title:
"All The Pretty Girls"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kenny Chesney
Parody Song Title:
"Sympathy For The Victims"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Victims shouldn't need to struggle to get sympathy, but sometimes they do. This was a tough theme to deal with, and it's not especially funny, but I think the things said here are things which need to be said.
Lots of picky girls said “Sorry I got plans”
Lots of picky girls said “Back off, I got a man”
Lots of picky girls said “Don’t touch my hands”
Dealing with emotional orangutans
Lots of gross guys said “You can’t refuse”
Lots of gross guys said “Come on, have this booze”
In an awful scene that is far from rare
Lots of gross guys made a lot of victim girls scared
If no for an answer
Won’t make you stop
It’s not romance, more
Like “call the cops”
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Don’t try to touch her
Just let her walk
Or you will suffer
When the victim girls talk
Lots of police said “This sounds like it was fine”
Judgey people said, “Your fault for that neckline”
And other people laughed like it was a big joke
People should’ve cared when all the victim girls spoke
If no for an answer
Won’t make you stop
It’s not romance, more
Like “call the cops”
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Abort the mission
She picked not you
Not your decision
What the picky girls do
Lots of Hollywood has admitted to abuse
All those guys should be thrown out on their caboose
Could be just starting, other shoe ‘bout to drop
Need to take them down or else this never will stop
If no for an answer
Won’t slow you down
It’s not romance, you’re
A creepy clown
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Abort the mission
She picked not you
Not your decision
What the picky girls do
What the picky girls do
Lots of picky girls said “Back off, I got a man”
Lots of picky girls said “Don’t touch my hands”
Dealing with emotional orangutans
Lots of gross guys said “You can’t refuse”
Lots of gross guys said “Come on, have this booze”
In an awful scene that is far from rare
Lots of gross guys made a lot of victim girls scared
If no for an answer
Won’t make you stop
It’s not romance, more
Like “call the cops”
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Don’t try to touch her
Just let her walk
Or you will suffer
When the victim girls talk
Lots of police said “This sounds like it was fine”
Judgey people said, “Your fault for that neckline”
And other people laughed like it was a big joke
People should’ve cared when all the victim girls spoke
If no for an answer
Won’t make you stop
It’s not romance, more
Like “call the cops”
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Abort the mission
She picked not you
Not your decision
What the picky girls do
Lots of Hollywood has admitted to abuse
All those guys should be thrown out on their caboose
Could be just starting, other shoe ‘bout to drop
Need to take them down or else this never will stop
If no for an answer
Won’t slow you down
It’s not romance, you’re
A creepy clown
Get yourself sober
Apologize
And never blame her
When the victim girl cries
Abort the mission
She picked not you
Not your decision
What the picky girls do
What the picky girls do
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Not at all funny but important and very well written. I think more people need to read this song and understand that these things are not acceptable.
100% agree with Matthias. It's hard to make this kinda thing funny, so I think it's best that you didn't try here, coulda come off as really tasteless. Really well written stuff, 555
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