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Song Parodies -> "A Sure Hurricane (song For Incomptent Weather Forcasters)"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"A Sure Hurricane (song For Incomptent Weather Forcasters)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I was scared that I'd be burning
My life flashing before my eyes
Cause the weather man
Said the next day
Would be three hundred degrees

The first thing I said
When the next night had come
After I took a sail
Oh thanks a lot
You dumb weatherman
You read from the Kelvin scale

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Then a new day ev'ry weather man
Predicted a lot of snow
I have to say that the weather can
Be a thing that nobody will know
I bundled up a lot
But the weather was hot
And the wind did not even blow

you see

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la

And then one day I turned off my tv
Since the weather was never right
I can guess as well
As weathermen
By taking a step outside

To know just what the weather
Will be like the next day
Is not something for me or you
Will it be pretty or a
Dark stormy day?
Well the humans will have no clue

You see

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la





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Sioux Denim - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Temperatures on the Kelvin scale actually represent higher real temperatures than Fahrenheit. 300 degrees Kelvin equals 572 Fahrenheit. Sorry to be so pedantic.
Tone-Def - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
actually, sioux - kelvin starts at absolute zero which is -273 celsius and goes by the celsius scasle from there. so 300 kelvin is 27 celsius which is about 80 fahrenheit
dave - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
this song was absolutley terrible and a complete wast of my time reading it....don't quit your day job
nick - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I relly love avril
Sioux - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Ethan, I guess I was thinking of Celsius.
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