I was scared that I'd be burning
My life flashing before my eyes
Cause the weather man
Said the next day
Would be three hundred degrees

The first thing I said
When the next night had come
After I took a sail
Oh thanks a lot
You dumb weatherman
You read from the Kelvin scale

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Then a new day ev'ry weather man
Predicted a lot of snow
I have to say that the weather can
Be a thing that nobody will know
I bundled up a lot
But the weather was hot
And the wind did not even blow

you see

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la

And then one day I turned off my tv
Since the weather was never right
I can guess as well
As weathermen
By taking a step outside

To know just what the weather
Will be like the next day
Is not something for me or you
Will it be pretty or a
Dark stormy day?
Well the humans will have no clue

You see

If men doing weather
Say a sure hurricane
Then it could be a day without rain
To do weather, It don't require a brain
Cause there's fancy machines
To make your mistakes
La la la la la la la la la la la la