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Song Parodies -> "Quite High (Super Mario 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Drive By"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Quite High (Super Mario 2)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

On the other side of reality
Is the place I seem to be
A bird hurled eggs at me
I caught them with my feet

Had a magic carpet ride
On which I almost died
Since that thing vaporized
On me

Oh and the bird eggs
Gave me a hurt head
After the bird plotzed
Somehow I played slots
Don't make a lot of sense
I should have gotten tense
But I just kept on trekking through

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
ay yi yi yi
Was fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Wasn't that thing's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

Weakness dooms me
Cure for that is shroom-y
Phantoms guard the room keys
That shrink before using

Not much can explain
Something that insane
Guess I've gotten quite high
ay yi yi yi

Mouth is getting dry in an endless desert
The digging makes my legs hurt
And I'd think there would be treasure
From all that pain
And now, there's that mouse again
Like a bad comedian
I see him bombing on a ledge
Of sorts

Cactus with four heads
Should give me more dread
But in this mind state
It seems just fine, great
The vegetable I picked
Became a rocketship
My mind is playing tricks on me

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
ay yi yi yi
Was fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Wasn't that thing's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

In the sand dunes
Snift is such a bad dude
Bullets are his ah-choo
Turned me into rat food

Then alive once more
How is that? Unsure
Must've gotten quite high
Ay yi yi yi

Evil bees jab and my knees
And skating snowmen jeez
Unmoving whales
Stranger than the time
When I was sprouting raccoon tails

On the other side of a magic door
I'll pick up a coin or four
Maybe find another world
Is a mushroom there? Of course

Oh, how weird? Super
I'm not near Koopa
Must've gotten quite high
ay yi yi yi
Was fighting Fry Guy
After all the ice, why
Wasn't that thing's lair
At the bottom of a fire pit?

Weakness dooms me
Cure for that is shroom-y
Phantoms guard the room keys
That shrink before using

Not much can explain
Something that insane
Guess I've gotten quite high
ay yi yi yi

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Glen S - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Great summary of the weirdness of that game, Ethan. Some of these couplets are inspired, including 'bird plotzed/played slots' 'plant I picked/rocketship' and 'dooms me/shroom-y/room key' among others.
Matthias - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with Glen. That was my favorite stanza of the parody too. This was a great parody sadly people who aren't familiar with the Mario games will just see it as a bizarre surreal parody but nothing wrong with that.

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