-> "I'm Stuck On A Limb"
Original Song Title:
"I Just Wanna Live"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Stuck On A Limb"
The Lyrics
I keep both my arms gripped around this bark
I am so scared like I'm swimming with sharks
Today is no walk in the park
I lost my breakfast just because I looked down
It is so far to the ground
And so I constantly frown
My plane's destroyed because it went in a lake
To jump was not a mistake
So get me down for Pete's sake
I'm stuck on a limb
Why do you care about me less than junk mail?
Are you aware this branch is thin like a rail?
I'm stuck on a limb
I'm feeling quite scared since I'm up really high
There's light air in this part of the sky
I don't dare jump down twenty whole feet
I sure hope a bear doesn't think I'm sweet
And come up to eat
Which just isn't cool
I would be dead meat
But since I'm
Not a kitten
You ignore me
And have no sympathy for me
I find that all kittens bore me
They are cute like lions are tame
On you I
On you I
On you I am spittin'
I'm stuck on a limb
Why do you care about me less than junk mail?
Are you aware this branch is thin like a rail?
I'm stuck on a limb
Now I feel I'd be insane
If I flew on vacation
There's no need for a big plane
I should walk and be patient
But now
What matters most to me
Is that I get down from this tree
Okay
I do not know what
Could be more of a clue
That help's what I need from you
I feel neglected like the air we pollute
From the smoke our cars shoot
On the morning commute
I'm stuck on a limb!
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