-> "Egg And Bacon Omelette"
Original Song Title:
"Seven Nation Army" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Egg And Bacon Omelette"
I'm gonna eat a lot
An egg and bacon omelette's going on my plate
I'm gonna heed it not -
Doctors advice that I should lose weight
And I'm scarfin' down each single bite because I lack control
My doctor says that I should eat from salad bowls
And the message I send to that guy is leave me alone
Ain't goin' near the salad
I'm beginning lunch with a 40 inch sub
To you I'll show my talent
When you see me eatin' several pounds of grub
And then I mash it with my gastric juice -
I'm sure that you know the rest
And I can drink a lot of beer
If that's your request
'Til it seems it is the time to close and I go home
I'm going to NYC
Where from my gluttony I can win stuff
It is a certainty
Straight through my lips franks will be stuffed
I'll be eatin' and then eatin' and then eatin'
Will it be enough?
I have heard that some will eat quickly
And that will make it tough
So I'll take four hot dogs at once, and then eat them whole
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