Your conduct was atrocious
You’ve been caught, don’t try to hide
You can’t help snacking on that fender
Because you transmogrified
It is a public service
When I drag you by the tail
You’ll be tried,
Lose in court,
Go to jail

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber

You stole the box of Hobbes and Calvin
And took a troll-defeating shape
Now you are clearly wearing no pants
That is a crime and it’s on tape
I know your heart is rotten
That’s because you are what you eat
Soon you’ll be
Part of soup
Because you are dead meat


Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber

You’ve got mystery powers
But your magic is a curse
You’ll be doomed in court proceedings
All your voice can do is bleating

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
And then you’ll be dead meat

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber