You went in the back door of the theater
To avoid all your fans
You've got the latest style of hair
And really cool pants
But as you walked out last night onto the stage
Getting ready to do your song
The spotlight caught your finger where it didn't belong
Because you had to pick a big snot, didn't you
You had to take it from your nose
You had to pick a big snot, didn't you
Your face was redder than a rose
You forgot about your tissue
So the alternative you chose
You gave your manager a big fright
When you picked your nose last night
Some things aren't as bad to do
When nobody is there
Like picking your nose or scratching your derriere
But if you do either of those things onstage
For the audience to see
It's just like telling them
"Don't buy my CD"
Yes you had to pick a big snot didn't you
Couldn't take the itch anymore
You had to pick a big snot, didn't you
Forgot what a tissue's for
Your records will be dumped from
The shelves of the record store
That was your last stint
Because you removed the mucus and lint
You did every rap but nobody clapped
Most people left in disgust
Cause you picked mucus filled with dust
Your career is a bust
Nononononono you had to pick a big snot, didn't you?
You had to take it from your nose
You had to pick a big snot, didn't you?
Your face was redder than a rose
You forgot about your tissue
So the alternative you chose
You gave your manager a big fright
When you picked your nose last night