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Song Parodies -> "All the things I dread"

Original Song Title:

"All The Things She Said"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All the things I dread"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is my 150th solo parody submitted here
All the things I dread
All the things I dread
Live under my bed
All the things I dread
All the things I dread
Live under my bed
This will not be fun

I'm a curious kid, I wanted to be sure
What was making those yelps, all the time by my floor
Seeing the truth has dampened my clothes
Because some ugly thing almost bit off my nose

They were flashing their teeth and pointy claws
I'd be closing my eyes but I'd think of their jaws
Wanna get a new bed with no room underneath
Cause I need help from things with big teeth

All the things I dread
All the things I dread
Live under my bed
All the things I dread
All the things I dread
Live under my bed
This will not be fun
This will not be fun

All the things I dread
All the things I dread

And they're lacking charm, they want to cause me harm
With them I would brawl but they'd bite off my arm
Wish that it could be bright, when the monsters sleep
And I'm dreading the night, when they learn how to leap
When I saw them bare - those scary teeth
From then on I was scared, that it's me they would eat
I can try to pretend, that they're just in my head
But I cannot forget, those things under my bed

Mommy turn on the light
That would help with my fright
Yes I'm filled with fear

Daddy tell me is there
Some way that you can scare
Those things out of here

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 49

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 3   2
 4   16
 5   28

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walrus - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
A very original parody. Rock on!
Shady Lady - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn, i really love that song but the parody kicked ass. It wasnt that funny, but the way you made it match wit the original, that was great
Craig David!!!! - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Proper Bo I tell thee!!!
Amber Nich - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow- this parody matched so well with the song it was almost like Tatu was making fun of their own song you know what I mean lol Serioulsy, it kicked and I think you are talented!
Kat3 - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Your parody kicks ass! matched the original great, but wasn't that funny.
sexygal - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
well dis was cool but i just prefer da real verision lol!
Barnie - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, it's a lot better than the origional which was totally hangin!
Nixon Lee - May 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Okay I really liked the original song but this was pretty good too. I never would have thought of monsters under the bed. ahaha I think you did it justice.

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