Since I filled up my glass
With booze many times
I can't recall
Any of Leann's rhymes
I'd love to help you drink that wine
But my liver can't cut it

Used to love this bar
Drink calmed my nerves
I could walk straight when
Others would swerve
Now if something with alcohol's served:
My liver can't trust it

I used to have a beer
Or twenty with strangers
Now I've got a big ol' fear of
The
Mortal
Danger

Used to start all my mornings
With a bourbon, scotch, and beer
I had a lot of 'shine
But my thoughts weren't ever clear
Now liquor's something you won't find me near
My liver can't cut it

My friends in low places
Made me haggard like Merle
I said bye to my brain cells
Like the Chicks said bye to Earl
I can't outdrink a six year old girl
My liver is busted

I used to have a beer
Or twenty with strangers
Now I've got a big ol' fear of
The
Mortal
Danger

You can get beer for my horses
But now I wouldn't dare
Drink any Jose Cuer-
Vo, I no longer care
When you say it's five O' clock somewhere
My liver is busted