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Song Parodies -> "Snitch (teaching young wizards about quidditch)"

Original Song Title:

"B*tch"

Original Performer:

Meridith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Snitch (teaching young wizards about quidditch)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

It ain't a normal game
If you're a muggle
There's no way you can play
There's a quaffle
And the players have to make it
So it's under their control
Put in the goal
Beaters have to zoom
So bludgers do not knock
People off their brooms
You must understand what I'm describing is
Something called Quidditch
The official sport of wizardry
And it's really fun

Find the snitch, dodge the bludger
Takes a while, it's a bugger
Of a quickly moving ball
It is not slow at all
Get that thing, in your grasp
And you will win the match
It takes so long to win it any other way

The rugby players fib
When they say
Their sport is the most dangerous
If the rugby
Balls were out to get the players
And they played it at a height
That's way above the ground
Then maybe they would be right

Find the snitch, dodge the bludger
Takes a while, it's a bugger
Of a quickly moving ball
It is not slow at all
Get that thing, in your grasp
And you will win the match
It takes so long to win it any other way

Get on your broom, and start to fly about
It's easy if you use magic
Then soon you'l be high, flying in the sky
And don't think to panic

Find the snitch, dodge the bludger
Takes a while, it's a bugger
Of a quickly moving ball
It is not slow at all
Get that thing, in your grasp
And you will win the match
It takes so long to win it any other way

Find the snitch, if you can
As the seeker it's your plan
If you don't have good vision
You're not in the right position
Seven kids on each team
It's each young wizard's dream
To go and play for their house's team one fine day


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