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Song Parodies -> "Not All There"

Original Song Title:

"Never There"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Not All There"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Dell and Michael curry are basketball players
We have a fearless leader
During this trying time
Fear is too complicated
For our leader´s small mind

Of the danger of what he does
He´s simply not aware
Cause the one called Bush Baby
Baby, he´s not all there

On the phone with New Delhi
Tries to order bread with jelly
They say there´s curry to sell
He asks if it´s Michael or Dell

Not all there
He´s not all there
He´s not all, not all, not all, not all there

The tiny flame of Bush´s mind
It has not grown since birth
He spent almost all of his time
Simply pursuing mirth

The damage done to him by booze
Has been much more than fair
Now the one called Bush Baby
Baby, he´s not all there

Many took the time to teach him
Not one of them was able to reach him
His mind is kind of like a toaster
Is there something but hot air there? No sir

Not all there
He´s not all there
He´s not all, not all, not all, not all there

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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A. Person - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job...except I think there's boxes where all the apostrophes should be. Other than that, great job.
Ethan - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, there were some issues with cutting and pasting from microsoft word. But thanks. I hadn't thought about this one in a long time (the parody, not Dubya)
A. Person - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Yep, MS Word always inserts smartquotes, which is why using it is not recommended for copying and pasting to the internet. I think NotePad is better, because it doesn't auto-format the text.

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