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Song Parodies -> "Carbonated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Carbonated"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Uh huh
Don't like fizz
Uh huh
Uh huh
Just do not like fizz

I don't like fizz
Uh huh
Uh huh
Just do not like fizz

Party
Has been great so far
Bowling
Just like a superstar
Its been a day that can't be beat
Then we eat

Pizza, it was really good
Tasted, just like pizza should
But there wasn't something good around
To wash it down

Pepsi and Sprite
Just do not taste right
I don't want a cup
Full of Seven Up
I would like to drink juice
But there is no use,
There's none
Tell me

Why'd you have to make every drink so carbonated
When the bubbles are at the tip of my tongue it
Gets irritated
There oughtta be water I think I should drink what I like
But there's just soda
If soda pop is all you've got
This party I'm starting to hate it
Oh, oh, oh

Pizza's getting hard to chew
Nothing else left for me to do
It seems that I'll have to suck it up
And get a cup
Of real
Unhealthy liquid
Not what
Is good for a kid
I made
The soda touch my tongue
It really stung

I made a face
It was a disgrace
I spit it out
Then there was no doubt
That I was not cool
The coke made a fool of me
Tell me

Why'd you have to make every drink so carbonated
When the bubbles are at the tip of my tongue it
Gets irritated
There oughtta be water I think I should drink what I like
But there's just soda
If soda pop is all you've got
This party I'm starting to hate it
Oh, oh, no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no

I know
What you're laughing at
I wish
That you would stop that
And I feel bad about the mess
I confess

Yeah it is plain
That I caused the stain
It is not good
That I ruined the wood
But it could have been stopped
With something but pop to drink
Tell me

Chorus 2X

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 24

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Qetadgzcb - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This song's so funny, except i don't really know of any kid who hates pop.

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