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Song Parodies -> "Kiss Behinds"

Original Song Title:

"Live Your Life"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss Behinds"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is a slightly edited version of a previously submitted parody. It was inspired by how I originally misheard "paper chaser" as "big butt kisser".
I wanna be a shining sun
Just making dough and having fuh-un
The skills I'd need, well I have none
And yet I can go, for number one

I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds


I never would be rude to you
Like Cartman says you're super coo
Mercedes are for ladies
All real men like you drive Subarus
Truly you are super glue
Without you we'd be truly doomed
It's great how you can move the room
To useful from a mood of gloom
Like Little Latin Lupe Lu
A song should be made for you
And all who doubt that statement
Should hibernate like that dude Boo Boo
No matter what the Rock said
You are clearly not a rudy poo
Your moves are so smooth that you
Could melt hearts of girls from Koopa's troop
You have the hottest wife, meanwhile
The CEO's spouse moos and moos
Ain't met anyone who can
Always rock the coolest 'do like you
And if you choose to "Do the Dew"
You'll climb K2 and ski down too
At least I know you could
Because you're not yellow like Pikachu
The freest Masons should be grateful
Just to share a room with you
And if you die one day,
Taj Mahal's too small of a tomb for you
You could end global strife
But nothing's wrong with what you choose to do
Now one favor - can I have a raise?
After this, how could you refuse?


I wanna be a shining sun
Just making dough and having fuh-un
The skills I'd need, well I have none
And yet I can go, for number one

I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds


Here's an apple for the magistrate
Since I don't want a tragic fate
A bottle for professor
To remember when he hands out grades
Looking like I have to pay
But officer your hands look great
Such pretty palms, forgive the fact
My car was in two traffic lanes
I should've used a condom, girl
But I can't pay the child support
With such beauty of mind and face
You shouldn't waste your time in court
If I was in a place - a cage
Where hyper-brainy mice say "zort"
I'd heap on so much praise
They'd forget they still don't rule the world
That music filled my ears with pain
Wait - there's something for me to gain?
That was good, when's your show?
Voice was golden like a field of grain
So you are here because
You must be certain that my Visa's paid?
Noticed that your wrists look strong
Bet you could join the PGA
To make sure my kid's in the game
I buy a gift card for the coach
My mom said to be honest
Yeah right that is a poor approach
As long as nobody
Gets wise to my scheming
Even though I have no talent
I will be treated like a king

Been spending lots of my time way downtown
So my nose turned brown
I keep my face near gutters but I dream of crowns
Acting nice on the surface, but I hate everybody

I keep on kissing a big butt
And keep on lying
I might be a cheater
At least I'm trying
Got no need for
Any real friends
I just keep on kissing rear ends


I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds

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Blaydeman - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) MUAH!
Below Average Dave - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
For me, the TI Round went handily to you
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See Above^^^
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) you DESERVE the fivers, and I'm NOT just kissin' up!
Abbott Skelding - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM : Well Mark stole my pun...but nice work!
Wild Child JIN - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Kiss three 5's hello! :-D Nice Job! ;-)
bobpiecheese - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) I like how the singer kisses everyone's ass and not just one specific person, that makes the parody a lot more interesting and engaging. 555 ass-smooches for you!
Arwen - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM...nice work, Ethan...I'm always impressed with well written rap parodies, and as a girl who's gotten through some tight spots with some well executed behind kisses...I can dig this. =)
Below Average Dave - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Ok. . .well. . .extend my original statement to SOTM
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Matthias - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for letting me know that I didn't comment on this. The reason I forgot is because you posted this one twice.
Matthias - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done on this. It's a song I've never seen a parody before and one that I've been a fan of for a long time so I'm happy to see it done right. Rihanna is a great artist, T.I. is... okay, but Rihanna is amazing!

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