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Song Parodies -> "Bathe Bathe Bathe"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:

N'sync

Parody Song Title:

"Bathe Bathe Bathe"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Maybe this'll break me out of my ratings slump that I've had since I went to Spain
Need to
bathe bathe bathe
(bathe bathe)
(bathe bathe)

I don't believe in soap
My hygiene is without hope
And do i shower? nope
Hey baby i smell

I never wash my clothes
And the lack of cleaning shows
If I go near your nose
You will not feel well

The dark stuff I have on my face
Cannot be shaved
It is dirt I am a disgrace
Need to bathe bathe bathe

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe

Now If you want to ask
Me something you should wear a mask
Or else you will not get close
Enough to speak
I'm not allowed in planes
Or in buses taxis or trains
And that is because of how
Much I reek

The dark stuff I have on my face
Cannot be shaved
It is dirt I am a disgrace
Need to bathe bathe bathe

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe

Well if i left the Garden State
People would say that New Jersey suddenly smelled great
Spoke with the Pentagon before
Heard my smell could be a weapon used in the next war

I should take a bath today
That's what people say
But I don't pay them no mind

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe


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Rick D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm living up to my promise to read a few new parodies a day from the archives. Today I'm hitting the random button. Ethan, well written but not so funny. Did inspiration come from visiting Spain?
Janessa - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ethan, I fricking LOVED this parody! It made me laugh sooooo much that i read it again and again! PLEASE keep making hilarious parodies like this one. Great job dude! I loved it!! C ya!!!!!!

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