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Song Parodies -> "Scripted Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

Original Performer:

Three Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Scripted Fight"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

One guy hit the other on the head with a folding chair
The ref he did not notice it just as if he was not there
I watch from outside the line until i get tagged in
Before i enter i know who's gonna win... yeah

We spend less time wrestling then we spend just talking trash
And it doesn't seem to hurt too much when on the stairs my head is bashed
Even when I know I'll lose my job still is an ordeal
It takes lots of strength to make it look real

Now you know I'm faking it do you think it's a stupid show
If most people tried to do my job to the hospital they'd have to go
And that's why they pay me so much to wrestle every Monday night
Scripted Fight

Wrestlers get stabbed in the back
So often that you lack
Knowledge of who's good or bad if you don't watch every time
And if somehow you didn't not
Think that wrestling had a plot
You don't watch my show which i think should be a crime

Now you know I'm faking it do you think it's a stupid show
If most people tried to do my job to the hospital they'd have to go
To get muscles like all wrestlers have doesn't happen overnight
Scripted Fight

Since you know i'm faking it do you think it is stupid now?
How many other TV stars cause such emotion in a crowd?
Worse comics than some wrestlers have their own sitcom at night
Scripted fight

Now you know I'm faking it do you think its a stupid show
If most people tried to do my job to the hospital they'd have to go
And that's why they pay me so much to wrestle every monday night
Scripted fight

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