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Song Parodies -> "Intermission"

Original Song Title:

"Intuition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Intermission"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I'm just a normal guy
On a high class date with the wife
I'd really like to leave this place
But my other half makes me stay
Just heard some words in some language
Ain't nothing like English
See a girl that's four hundred pounds
Guess it's good to be round

It's so hard to concentrate
I'm sorry I even came

Hate operaaaaaaa
When's intermission?
Lentil eating is more interestin'
I'm going, that's right
In intermission
All people who like
This opera are crazy


I'd like to leave
But I'm trapped right now
So I'll sit and look at fat cows
Who make sounds that hurt my ears
Wish they just would disappear

I want something I can throw
How about a potato?

Hate operaaaa
When's intermission?
R2D2 is more intererestin'
I'd rather be tried
By inquisitions
Than stay the whole time
In this opera, hate it

She will kill me but I simply don't care
Let my wife take my life
It's fine if I can get out of this chair
You guessed it. I'm desperate

I don't want death
But I still
Really wish
I had sleeping pills

I would doze off
Past intermission
I would sleep through each 10 minute death scene
But I gotta stay
Past intermission
If people don't hate
This opera they're crazy

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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lebeiw15 - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
Jeff Reuben - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. Didn't stand out though (for me)
Blethar - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, opera is boring. If I wanted to see fat ladies making horrible noises I'd go to school. 4-5-5 fro me, but only because I didn't know the orignal pacing well enough.

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