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Song Parodies -> "Corner Deli Shusher"

Original Song Title:

"Watermelon Sugar"

Original Performer:

Harry Styles

Parody Song Title:

"Corner Deli Shusher"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Hey, there’s cheap cat food
Call my friend to tell her
And I hear that speaking’s wrong

He’s a creep, that dude
Not a friendly fella
Him and me won’t get along

The next day, I go back
And he moves his hand like “yak yak yak yak yak”
Why’d he stay? What’s with that?
A bodega is supposed to have a cat

Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher

Libraries have a need for quiet
Maybe he should work in one
Right now I’m very disinclined to buy chips
Chips were why I made this run

Freakin’ A, jeez what gives?
It’s the only deli close to where I live

Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?

I just have a question
Why can’t I ask questions?
Corner deli shusher, why?

Asked the store owner, what’s the shusher’s reason?
But I just got shushed again
There’s a door over, there I could be leavin’
If I leave then I might never figure out

Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?

Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?
Corner deli shusher why?

I am always guessin, why this noise obsession
Corner deli shusher, why?
I was really furious, now I’m really curious
Corner deli shusher, why?

Corner deli shusher

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