-> "Can't Spel (AOL Instant Messenger)"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Spel (AOL Instant Messenger)"
The Lyrics
Can't spel at least that's what it seems like
Oh well it's just because I speed type
There's not a police force for grammer
If there was I would be in the slammer
I see a lot of real stupid shows
Why read when you can get the cliff notes?
And spend the extra time netsurfing
Computers no longer are a nerd thing
I've got five buddy windows open
Sometimes that's kinda hard to cope with
Just typed a message with some cursin
Hope that I sent it to the correct person
Oopsie I sent it to my father
It seems that he is kinda bothered
At home he says he'll give a lecture
I hope that somehow he just forgets to
Well GTG
And LOL
Abbreviate
Since I can't spell
Any words out without feeling slow
I made a joke
I wrote JK
I really have
Nothing to say
Why am I online? I dunno
Message is from an unknown user
Guess it's an AIM abuser
Clicked yes that choice was not all too bright
It linked to an over fifty nude site
Parents think I should go outside now
I guess I need to rest my eyes now
To get up from this chair I'll try now
Er, no way my best friend is online now
My legs are starting to feel real numb
I think I really ought to be done
I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome
Hope my toenail never will be ingrown
Can't spel but I am still the gr8est
Can't tell what I'm trying to say if
You cannot read the special lingo
Spell "before" just like they do in bingo
Well GTG
And LOL
Abbreviate
Since I can't spell
Any words out without feeling slow
I made a joke
I wrote JK
I really have
Nothing to say
Why am I online? I dunno
Getting sleepy I really should
Go to bed, rest my head
I'll drink coffee
And make my eyes even more red
Feel half dead
There's more people
I can tell about my new sled, it is red
I'll drink coffee so that caffeine is being fed
To my head
Can't spel at least that's what it seems like
Oh well it's just because I speed type
There's not a police force for grammer
If there was I would be in the slammer
I see a lot of real stupid shows
Why read when you can get the cliff notes?
And spend the extra time netsurfing
Computers no longer are a nerd thing
I've got five buddy windows open
Sometimes that's kinda hard to cope with
Just typed a message with some cursin
Hope that I sent it to the correct person
Oopsie I sent it to my father
It seems that he is kinda bothered
At home he says he'll give a lecture
I hope that somehow he just forgets to
This girl is asking for a warning
Sent her a message she ignored me
Ain't got a shred of online patience
Once was smart but now I'm getting brainless
My pants leg is sticking to the chair
This clock it says it's after 3, where
Are my friends? Now there are only 3 online
All away,
Maybe I should not be online
No one to talk to for a while
Guess I will chat with Smarter Child
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