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Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of The Mean Bully"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad Of The Green Berets"

Original Performer:

Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of The Mean Bully"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I've gone back to using my real name i submitted 246 parodies as "tone-def" here
Frightening old and young alike
Teeth have fled from just one strike
Friends of his are the only
Ones safe from the big mean bully

Pilfers rings from the girls hands
Then he throws them in garbage cans
School counselors all try to see
The reason why he's a mean bully

Makes me give him take home tests
Brains of wombats, maybe less
What he can't do he'll copy
He's a cheat, and a mean bully

Milk and beans went down my pants
Since I gave him a nasty glance
My mom will have a mess to clean
Cause he's a creep and a mean bully

Back at home nobody waits
His daddy left, his mom works late
He cries like he makes us do
All of us don't have a clue

He pilfers things, it's such a shame
Hard to tell who should get the blame
The one thing that matters to me
Is that he's a mean bully

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Wild Man - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Ethan A/k/a Tone Def.
Joelle - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job! I liked these lines best: Back at home nobody waits His daddy left, his mom works late He cries like he makes us do All of us donít have a clue Yet another reason why schools should get kids help BEFORE they can get mean,
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody - I was a geek (still am at 45) in school, and I had to deal with bullies for years, until I learned karate - then the abuse stopped being physical and became only verbal. But either way, bullies suck. I can relate, Ethan. 555

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