I'm too sketchy for the club, too sketchy for the club
Club's making me leave it

I'm too sketchy for my hair, too sketchy for my hair
That's why it's not there
And I'm too sketchy for the park, this sketchy trailer park
Even when it's dark

And I'm too sketchy for the army
Can't get into the army
They say that they have standards

In a brothel, I pay more money
Since they're frightened of the germs that I have got
The germs I have got, that I have got
Since nobody likes the germs that I have got

I'm too sketchy to sell cars, half broken pre-owned cars
Too sketchy for bars
I'm too sketchy for a lot
A sketchy, vacant lot, I got kicked out of my spot

And I'm a model of what not to be
And it's true that I was spurned at the kitchen
The soup kitchen, at the kitchen
They told me "no soup for you" at the kitchen

I'm too sketchy yes I'm too sketchy yes I'm too sketchy yes I'm

And in a brothel, I pay more money
Since they're frightened of the germs that I have got
The germs I have got, that I have got
Since nobody likes the germs that I have got

I'm more sketchy than a rat, I am so sketchy that
I've been banned by Democrats
I'm too sketchy for Repubs, I'm really felling snubbed
Just one person likes me

I'm not too sketchy for your mom