Why the fuss about Spears?
People have been ob-
sessed for a bit long
It's been over two years
Since Britney Spears last had
A top 10 hit song
The way you talk about that girl
Makes it seem like her songs are bigger than King Kong
Is she more like pyrite or more like a pearl?
I don't really care I'm gonna go and play ping pong

Blond hair she is cute
And the body that she has
Many are adoring
Her video is on mute
Since the words that she sings
Are extremely boring
I would not pay a single dime
To go and see her
When she is touring
I think that it's a waste of time
And some people disagree
But they bear ignoring