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Song Parodies -> "Die Evil Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me A River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Die Evil Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Old as the sun
Old as the Earth
Maybe not quite but I've been here more than you, yeah
You should show respect
But my trees you wrecked
And I bet you didn't think I'd find out that it was you, yeah

The hobbits explained, what you did
So I thank them both - Merry and Pippin
Now I've made some plans, for Isengard, we're gonna march
And I don't think that you will live through it

Of trees I'm a herder
And some were murdered, by your orcs
Now I hate to be hasty
But such wasting, calls for force
Saruman you, should not do what you do
It just isn't right
You hurt me a lot, and now you have got
To die, die evil wizard
Die evil wizard-ard
Die evil wizard-ard
Die evil wizard-ard yeah, yeah

I would always say
The outside is better left alone
It wasn't like I didn't leave you alone for a while
(let you be for a while)
All of this things Pippin told me
Are things I should have known
(Things I should have known)
Now I will act violently
Since what you did was vile
(yeah)

The hobbits explained, what you did
(hobbits explained what you did)
So I thank them both - Merry and Pippin
(I thank them both, yeah)
Now I've got plans, for Isengard, We're gonna march
(Got plans, Isengard)
And I don't think that you'll live through it

Of trees I'm a herder,
And some were murdered, by your Orcs
(By your Orcs)
Now I hate to be hasty, but such wasting
Calls for force
(And such wasting calls for force)
Saruman you, should not do what you do
It just isn't right
(That's why I am hasty)
You hurt me a lot, and now you have got
(you have got)
To die, die evil wizard
(and now you must)
Die evil wizard-ard
(and now you must)
Die evil wizard
(I think that now you must)
Die evil wizard-ard, yeah, yeah

Hoom
(hoom)
the Ents have been roused
So I guess you'll be dying
Hoom
(hoom)
the Ents have been roused
So I guess you'll be dying
Hoom
(hoom)
the Ents have been roused
So I guess you'll be dying
Hoom
(hoom)
the Ents have been roused
So I guess you'll be... dying


The hobbits explained, what you did
(hobbits explained what you did)
So I thank them both - Merry and Pippin
(I thank them both, yeah)
Now I've got plans, for Isengard, We're gonna march
(Got plans, Isengard)
And I don't think that you'll live through it


Die evil wizard
(and now you must)
Die evil wizard-ard
(I think that now you must)
Die evil Wizard
(I'll pound you into dust)
Die evil wizard-ard, yeah, yeah

Die evil wizard
(I think that now you must)
Die evil wizard-ard
(and now you must)
Die evil wizard
(cause my brethren have died)
Die evil wizard
(Ain't gonna wait no more, no, no)

Die evil wizard
Die evil wizard, hoom
Die evil wizard, hoom
Die evil wizard, hoom

Die evil wizard, hoom
(Die, E, die, e)
Die evil wizard, hoom
(Die, E, die, e)
Die evil wizard hoom
(Die, E, die, e)
Die evil wizard, hoom
(Die, E, die, e)


Die evil wizard, hoom
(Die, E, Die, E)
Die evil wizard, hoom
(Die, E, die, e)
Die evil wizard,
(Die, E, die, e)

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Neo Matrix - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good.

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