Come to believe that the things I’ve achieved
Were too easy I must try harder
Throw out common sense
Go for accomplishments
That have never been approached before
Like winning lots without seeing a card
In a hold ‘em game run by Shawn Carter
Or I’ll organize
For an enormous prize
Hydra fighting manticore

Wanna view those dueling monsters
I’ll find Osama, and take his bacon omelette

Walk on my nose and then talk with my toes
And sell nudist clothes are my ambitions
I’ll climb Kilimanjaro with both my hands
Very busy juggling fish
Rubbing a tree will get me a genie
And she will grant me a fourth wish
Then in Kazakhstan I'll say I’m Borat and
They’ll give me a scrumptious dish

Paid gold, just for playing Halo
Then maybe Plato will tell me that my brain’s slow

With orange beads and lima beans
I’m gonna build a time machine
Plato, whoa

Winter’s when it’s fun to wear swim trunks up in the tundra
Where I’ll sow wild oats
Fire eating pirates will write haikus on papyrus
On my own wooly boat
With a bit of trouble I’ll turn stubble into bubbles
Where I’ll bathe my pet goats
Rummaging through sand I will unearth a baby grand
And I’ll play the right notes

Might step outside late at night and collide with my shadow which will leave the ground
I’ll hit it to the wall when Glavine threw the ball three feet wide and two feet down
Strep in my throat or the pink in my eyes will cure themselves no need for treatment
I’ll sound eloquent reciting elements
When the Devils take the ice

I’ll go leap over a silo
I’ll play with play-doh, and remain on the payroll

My play-doh chart will earn such praise
My boss will recommend a raise

Play-doh, whoa

Sting and Deepak Chopra will sing opera lots on Oprah just because I said so
Pfizer will surprise the world by merging with Godiva they’ll have great placebos
The reason I say that is I’ll make that deal created in the late double ohs
Rhyming way down south a baby rattle in my mouth they will all love my flow

(unintelligible noises)

Simon’s gonna smile when Sanjaya uses Idol to book ten sold-out tours
Higher-minded science will help curb religious violence which will end lots of wars
Oh, I’ll earn promotions when I row across the ocean using toothpicks as oars
Maybe I will walk to a cute girl and start to talk and I won’t be ignored