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Song Parodies -> "You Cannot Drive For Your Life (no car keys)"

Original Song Title:

"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"You Cannot Drive For Your Life (no car keys)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i've gotten 3 votes total on my last two songs but i'm not giving up and trying an older song that hopefully people will know
You're safer tasting glue than you are in a car
When you try to steer people should stay far
Where is the car that I know you own?
Well you crashed it and smashed it so someone had it towed

You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys

You've got to be joking when you ask if I
Can give you this old car for the night
Admittedly it can't look much worse
But you'll do things so it won't even work

You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys

Don't get behind the wheel of things that go faster than bikes
To hit something with my car will cause insurance hikes
I can trust you like the Tin Man trusts rain
If you must go somewhere, you can take the train!

You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys

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lebeiw15 - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked the first line
Billy Florio - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
lol..it reminds me of some of my friends lol
Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like Tone-Def has seen how they drive here in Central Jersey. I nominate this one for the "We Can't Drive" concept album I'd like to put together, starting with my parody of "I Can't Dance."
Tone-Def - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
this isn't my first parody about bad driving. I've also got one called without speed to without me by eminem
Wild Man - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Tone. Enjoyed it.
Jonathan C. - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
That's probably what The Beastie Boys' dads all said when they asked to borrow the car. Nice work, Tone-Def.
The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA very nice job, split my sides laughing! Would be good to use during those THINK commercials...

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