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Song Parodies -> "The Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fastball

Parody Song Title:

"The Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i guess this is pretty appropriate for this time of year
Rudolph wouldn't bathe
The lake was too icy
He said it would be fine
If he got fleas
Of all insects that might find him enticing
No bug that you've heard of
Would make Santa worse off than these

While fleas tend to bite
And can be annoying
At the North Pole
They don't hurt Christmas Day
But these bugs from down South
Just were destroying
All hope of succeeding
Because they were eating the sleigh

Now they cannot reach the homes
With the stockings - the sleigh is wood
The termites felt hunger
That combo's not good
The kids'll get grumpy
I doubt they'll control their rage
I can see old Santa
Moving to NYC
He'll say ho ho ho
But the kids won't believe
Since the red nosed-reindeer
Was stubborn and scared to bathe, to bathe

They made some more sleighs
Which weren't long lastin'
The wooden workshop
Was in disarray
Can't use metal
Since they're much too old fashioned
Nick's stuck when he's needed
Since termites have eaten the sleigh

Now they cannot reach the homes
With the stockings - the sleigh is wood
The termites felt hunger
That combo's not good
The kids'll get grumpy
I doubt they'll control their rage
I can see old Santa
Moving to NYC
He'll say ho ho ho
But the kids won't believe
Since the red nosed-reindeer
Was stubborn and scared to bathe, to bathe

Now they cannot reach the homes
With the stockings - the sleigh is wood
The termites felt hunger
That combo's not good
The kids'll get grumpy
I doubt they'll control their rage
I can see old Santa
Moving to NYC
He'll say ho ho ho
But the kids won't believe
Since the red nosed-reindeer
Was stubborn and scared to bathe, to bathe

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Melhi - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(Xmas) I hope you get these three wooden nickels before they do!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Never even heard of TOS, but this parody made a nice read. Good, original take on the subject of santa and seasonal parodies.
Scathe - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(X-MAS) Time for Santa to get a plastic sleigh.
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty nice...=)
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(XMAS) You were good this year!

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