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Song Parodies -> "(special) Cupcakes"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"(special) Cupcakes"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I used to think this song was too short to make a decent parody out of. But it's definitely not. If you don't know the original (due to living under a rock) it should be really easy to download.
My cupcakes put all my pals on the floor
And they're like "please give me some more"
Yeah right, they're finished I'd or-
Der pizza, but I'd have to call

My cupcakes mess with my mind and I start
To say stuff that isn't too smart
Then um, we laugh really hard
Still need food, but it's still too far

And marijuana's
Discretely baked in
Side these great cupcakes in
Side of our guts
We should be stuffed
Oh yeah, so what

La la la la
Can't get up
La la la la
I'm much too lazy
La la la la
Should be stuffed
La la la la
I guess i'm crazy

My cupcakes make my work stay undone
And we're like, let's go watch that sponge
Bob guy, because it is fun
What's with you? It is far from dumb

My cupcakes make my mind go away
And I'm like, um what did you say
Cloud nine, is where I now stay
We need to, get some Frito-lays

I'd eat some Chronic
But its too expensive
Unless I get a job
Which I can't find
I wonder why
I'm always high

La la la la
Can't get up
La la la la
I'm much too lazy
La la la la
Should be stuffed
La la la la
I guess i'm crazy

My cupcakes brought the police to my suite
And they said, you're coming with me
I said, come on have a piece
He pulled me, and I was like, "weee!"

My cupcakes made me deal with my dad
He like, was really like mad
I cried, said sorry bout that
Then pleaded, could I have a snack?

Oh I had never thought
I could get in this much trouble
I guess that I was wrong
That's how the cupcake crumbles
I guess I was too loud
Got caught for possession
If you ratted me out
I just might do somethin'


La la la la
Watch your back
La La la la
I'm not as lazy
La la la la
I'll atack
La la la la
Right now i hate me

But cupcakes take away all my rage
Let's hear some Hendrix and Page
That's weird, I'm stuck in a cage
And seem too have a working brain

My cupcakes made my life quite a mess
So I'll try, to have them much less
I might, have no more I guess
I'll drink booze, to relieve my stress

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Olvan The Terrible - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! I've heard of special brownies before, but never cupcakes.
ethan - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i dont think i've heard of special cupcakes either, but brownies doesn't sound like milkshakes and i don't see why there cant be special cupcakes
Meriadoc - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, I crawled out from under my rock and downloaded this (hint, hint). Excellent parody and very funny. I especially liked how you broke up some of the the words between lines, and loved "that's how the cupcake crumbles." You could have left out the word marijuana, tho'; it was pretty obvious without it! :-D Going back under my rock now...
ethan - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i think you might be right about marijuana being obvious enough i think i'll change it to "my secret product" and i downloaded the alice cooper song i'll listen to it after i get something to eat
Grace - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats a quality song. It made me hungry. And I wanna watch Sponge Bob. Dam subliminal messages.
Phil Alexander - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Came on this one at random... guess I've been under the same rock as Merry, but it's a fun song even without knowing the original. At least you didn't make a hash of it...
M-Dawg - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
that was really good but i hate druggies! does anyone else
NuTtBar - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
....this is hilarious!- I love cupcakes....it's weird.
mouse - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
smoking weed doesn't make you a druggie you retard.
Cat - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, like pirating stuff doesn't make you a criminal.

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