Song Parodies -> "Calls it Sedna"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

"Calls it Sedna"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A tenth planet was recently discovered at the edge of our solar system... the facts about the planet in this parody are true as far as i know but i made up the part about its discoverer (who i know nothing about) bragging about it and annoying people. Thanks to Johnny D and his parody "Traces of Martian Water" without which i probably never would've written this.

He's from ole NASA
He just rudely is boastin
He found far far planet
And it's wholly frozen
He's just bragging endlessly
Someone give me mocha
Cause I'm falling asleep

It gets no sunshine
It's a frozen wasteland
Which just might be better
Than this situation
He say "I'm so cool, I'm so sweet"
And I say "Whatever,
You're cool like Mercury

Calls it Sedna, quite proud
Hope he'll leave

He bad discusser
He one awful mumbler
In our solar system
He found final planet
His two feet are following me
Wish he was as far as
The planet he has seen

Calls it Sedna, quite proud
Hope he'll leave

His solar program
Must be real expensive
Like with Martian water
We need homeless shelters
It's 8 whole billion
Miles away
Got to have good vision
Why can't he see my hate?

Calls it Sedna, quite proud
Hope he'll leave

Calls it Sedna
Calls it Sedna
Calls it Sedna

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Paul Robinson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, Ethan, this one is just Out of this World!! 5-5-5.

Rice Cube - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah, finally, Star Trek's predicted "Planet X"... :-D

Johnny D - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Ethan! 555 billion miles of orbital fabulosity.

Meriadoc - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I actually know someone named Sedna. I wonder if she likes having a planet named for her...? :-D

Agrimorfee - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Sometimes it didn't make much sense to me--then again, did "Come Together" ever make sense? :)

ethan - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

i just got some new information about this story from the fake news (daily show)... the discoverer isn't from NASA he's a college professor so i'm changing the first line to "he just told NASA"

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