I took my troubles down to Chucky G
You know that cool guy we all wanna be
There is a site that is of his own design
Where I want to submit my parody 99

I told him that I had bad writer's block
I'd been that way since it was six o clock
I asked for ideas because there were none of mine
That I could use for my parody 99

He said that inspiration was not really his rink
And all the advice that he could give was that I should think
I thought of turpentine and thought of india ink
I threw those ideas down the drain, because they stink

I didn't know what it was I would do
To make a song to read for all of you
But I guess this thing in which I complain and whine
Is what I'll have to submit for parody 99

I threw those ideas down the drain, because they stink

I didn't know what it was I would do
To make a song to read for all of you
But I guess this thing in which I complain and whine
Is what I'll have to submit for parody 99
Parody 99
Parody 99
Parody 99