-> "Crumbs (The crummiest diet ever)"
Original Song Title:
"Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"Crumbs (The crummiest diet ever)"
The Lyrics
I've tried lots of diets that made me want to die
Weeks doing Atkins just caused me to fatten
I so crave a cheeseburger and fries
My mortar and pestle will make them safe for me
(Got to have oreos I got to have oreos)
Now these sweets are my pal since they do not have calories
( Lots of raw cookie dough I love that raw cookie dough)
I eat tons of crumbs, each one has no fat
So I can go wild while my gut gets flat
I am a genius, I am just so shrewd
I'll be so healthy and eat lots of food
Why'd you say that my math is fuzzy?
Millions times zero is plainly none at all
I'll write a book and make lots of money
But how can I stretch ten words to that size?
(That's not too hard you know, it's not really hard you know)
I can make the book thick using fake statistics and lies
(That's not too hard you know, it's not really hard you know)
And I'll use some of the bucks to become liposucked
I eat tons of crumbs I don't really care
That they think I'm weird for crushing a pear
It is such a mess, but I do not mind
Since I will decrease my giant behind
And I hope
It's a messed up scale since
I sure hope
I don't weigh 215 when I just was two hundred and two
I've become so plump this plan clearly failed
Since the fault is mine it is not the scale
I am no genius I am just a fool
I am too obese to go in a pool
I've become so plump this plan clearly failed
I really need to start exercising
I've become so plump this plan clearly failed
I really need to start exercising
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