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Song Parodies -> "Junk Food Shelf"

Original Song Title:

"1,2, Step"

Original Performer:

Ciara & Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"Junk Food Shelf"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Lazy and proud of it
This is a couch potizzle parodizzle
Gimme some Pringles and beer somebody

This beet is
Not delicious, too nutritious, quite vicious tasting crap
I won't have it, I'm no rabbit, need Doritos in my lap
Must be cautious I got nauseous when I saw this
Salad tossed with stuff like mosses but not mosses
Point me to the junk food shelf

See me, feed me
Since my stomach's getting too small
Where's the party mix?
I'm about to eat it all
Tell me where's the junk food shelf?
I've got to find the junk food shelf
Point me to the junk food shelf
I just gotta eat it all

My sweet tooth's
Bread hating, dominating, gut inflating
Never sated
Pass the cheese puffs, yummy stuff, 'cause of them I'll never be buff
And too much is never enough
I can't say I do not eat much
Unless I don't tell the truth
Now point me to the junk food shelf


See me, feed me
Since my stomach's getting too small
Where's the party mix?
I'm about to eat it all
Tell me where's the junk food shelf?
I've got to find the junk food shelf
Point me to the junk food shelf
I just gotta eat it all

I won't drop any pounds

If you're fatter than me that's dangerous
When I walk on the street I'm quite hard to miss
There's one thing I can say about my weight
That's I don't, I don't watch it

My arms are like jelly
And I'm really quite smelly
Cause I sweat from eating a meal
If you were lying down
And I stepped on your knee
It would take a long time to heal
Because I'm five foot eight
And I am over weight
By about six hundred pounds
I eat candy for brunch
And ice cream for lunch
That is how I got so round


See me, feed me
Since my stomach's getting too small
Where's the party mix?
I'm about to eat it all
Tell me where's the junk food shelf?
I've got to find the junk food shelf
Point me to the junk food shelf
I just gotta eat it all

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Pure, unflawed genius 555
2nz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a rough gig parodyin' new stuff, man. I feel for ya. Don't know the OS this time around, but I like them rhymes all the same. My favorites were the multi-syllable ones at the beginning. Keep the faith man. I got one up to 'In Da Club' today that's doing no better currently.
Tyler Luromi - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That was cool. Keep up the grood work. Check out myu work too.
Saider E. - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
"Need Doritos in my lap" had me LOL. Funny stuff!
M DAWG - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I DON'T GIVE A F**K

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