Song Parodies -> (B-ball) Texas Domination
| Original Song Title: | "Californication" |
| Original Performer: | Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| Parody Song Title: | "(B-ball) Texas Domination" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
This is about NBA basketball and how all teams from texas are suddenly all very good. You can check www.nba.com for proof of that.
Giant guy from China
Flies and lays it up with grace and
22 for Dallas
It's the most wins in the nation
And Phil Jackson has awful dreams
Of Texas Domination
It's the end of the reign
Of L.A.'s Lakers organization
That team is close to the back
And Shaq must possess a whole lot of frustration
And in the place of L.A.'s grace
Is Texas domination
Put a curtain on the head
Of Dirk so that he can't see
And when you go play the Mavs that day
Your team should still be antsy
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
Stevie Franchise might get a ring as a prize
With the help of a gifted asian
And Tony P. might make an awesome feed
To Tim Duncan for the game win
There are lots of greats in the Lone Star State
It's Texas Domination
Dave may be ending his career
And he sure has earned my admiration
The Spurs could be champs this year
Using his expert navigation
The Admiral has found his place
In Texas domination
Thought Steve Nash would make a pass he burnt you for the lay-in
And the Dallas starters all know how to put a trey in
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
The Lakers were on a very high road
But they've lost that elevation
And Portland has some quarreling stars
I think that some are on probation
Pacers and Kings try to save the league
From Texas domination
Put a curtain on the head
Of Dirk so that he can't see
And when you go play the Mavs that day
Your team should still be antsy
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
Flies and lays it up with grace and
22 for Dallas
It's the most wins in the nation
And Phil Jackson has awful dreams
Of Texas Domination
It's the end of the reign
Of L.A.'s Lakers organization
That team is close to the back
And Shaq must possess a whole lot of frustration
And in the place of L.A.'s grace
Is Texas domination
Put a curtain on the head
Of Dirk so that he can't see
And when you go play the Mavs that day
Your team should still be antsy
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
Stevie Franchise might get a ring as a prize
With the help of a gifted asian
And Tony P. might make an awesome feed
To Tim Duncan for the game win
There are lots of greats in the Lone Star State
It's Texas Domination
Dave may be ending his career
And he sure has earned my admiration
The Spurs could be champs this year
Using his expert navigation
The Admiral has found his place
In Texas domination
Thought Steve Nash would make a pass he burnt you for the lay-in
And the Dallas starters all know how to put a trey in
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
The Lakers were on a very high road
But they've lost that elevation
And Portland has some quarreling stars
I think that some are on probation
Pacers and Kings try to save the league
From Texas domination
Put a curtain on the head
Of Dirk so that he can't see
And when you go play the Mavs that day
Your team should still be antsy
Mavericks are first
Rockets and Spurs
B-ball Texas domination
B-ball Texas domination
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Doesn't anybody here follow basketball?
5 months after i wrote this song the western conference finals are starting and both teams in the series are from... Texas
This song has good pacing, but it wasn't very funny, 534
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