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Song Parodies -> "Lose Your Wealth (Rant of A Fictional Communist Tyrant)"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Your Wealth (Rant of A Fictional Communist Tyrant)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is definitely different than most parodies on the site
Think... If you had one shot... one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted... in one moment
Would you capture it... it doesn't matter you're never getting that shot

Your wallet's empty, regime's, not too friendly
There's garbage on your platter already, State spaghetti
You hate it but you don't say it because there are many
Things that can make a big man regret a
Slip of the tongue there's lots of torture stuff
This is not a bluff I've got guys who play rough
I can't be beat, if I said to dance for me
To disagree, means rope, your neck, TREE!
So don't try to question me, I do the questioning
Die, If you mess with me, fly
Somewhere headlessly; pry
Then you're menacing, time for your enter-
Ing my list of enemies, crime
You'll regret sorely guys
Who hurt manically vie
To do my bidding, cry
You'll do with certainty for so long you'll forget
What its like to feel good so the current deal
Should be followed by all so they won't have to be feeling wood

You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys
You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys


Keep on farming, or you know I'll be harming
Your family ain't I charming
You must sing, some songs that are praising, the un-lazy
As well as pretty daisies, and you'll be slaving for much more time than
You consider fine and, you'll want to whine and
Report to the high man, that chores are not right and
And you are so sore, implore as you show fright can
You have more, than only four
Hours a night when, you're told that you might rest?
But for sure I will ignore you cause I am
All for a sore working force they're more likely
When worn down not to be for an uprisin'
They'll move a mile then sure their mor-
Ale goes lower than minus, they'll call me "your highness"
Know well to rebel will ensure you will die, man
Unless you know how to flap arms and then fly, man


You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys
You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys

Now you wail, cause your pail of food is stale
Because of that I'll throw you off a real high rail
I had trouble in the beginning, at first I failed
I was threatened and laughed at and thrown in jail
But I kept plotting until things got better for me
Best believe somebody's writing his own story
And I'll make people say they adore me
And my new plan for development's forty
Years long so it can't fail for 2 score years
Which gives me plenty of time to design
All my plans for warring, I don't like treaties
I'm no Mikhail Gorby, things will get gory
See soldierings hard, and I'll make a lot of martyrs
Tryin to siege and conquer the US and a lotta
Other countries like Spain while I just command from my cottage
Saying haha haha then more haha because I'm really gaga
You will obey each single thing that I say because
I make the laws and I can, decide the laws will change
Like 20 times a day, I'm what Spaniards call ¨el rey¨
Except I have no advisors it is just me, all the way
Man I'm gonna cause much disarray for sure
You will all deplore me more each day
I won't be liked much but hey, I'm rich today
And you'd better not be somebody who is in my way

You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys
You've gotta lose your wealth cause I'm using this system
You're pissed cuz all of your cheddar goes to me (me)
You might think that Russia was tough but I'll make it seem
That Joseph Stalin and Mao were very nice guys

You can't do anything about it, man

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 29

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Tone-Def - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
can't i get some points for effort? the pacing was definitely better than a 2 i thought i got the rhyme scheme almost 100 percent
Anonymous - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Ever heard of Pol Pot?
ethan - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah i heard of him he was a communist dictator in cambodia before i was born... i'm pretty sure i wasn't thinking about him when i wrote this even though stuff read about him might have subconsciously slipped in but i doubt it
Johnny D - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) WOW.
Agrimorfee - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What is it about this song that brings out the genius in many? 555
Melhi - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(L) You're right, it's different and it's also very, very good.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Seconded (on your comment in ABCs, I logged on too late for L) This song is really hard to do and this is really well done.
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but gave you 5's anyway...this was very exceptional!!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) The 'it doesn't matter you're never getting that shot' keeps cracking me up! ;-D
Jeff Reuben - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job...tough song to parody and you did it well
Peregrin - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Worth 5's simply for the effort required !
martha - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
seriously epic stuff!
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Where was I when this one got published? What a gem! Having been a "Lose Yourself" parodist myself--and much later in the game, too-- you achieved a great milestone here.
Rex - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Impressive rhyming, interesting concept, excellent work!
Matthias - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
In Eminem songs you kinda need to have to rhyme the same words that Eminem does or you lose people. Sorry Ethan I got lost during this one, there were song great lines a great title sub and a great idea, my Economics teacher in High School would LOVE this one. This might work as a recording, but I personally got lost during this, plus I didn't really understand a lot of the references, because I didn't actually pay any attention in Economics class.
Red Ant - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
This OS is responsible for the largest amount of time I've ever spent on a parody. Very well done, Ethan, especially given the age of the parody. Interesting idea and solid 'execution'.
Max Power - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Poor indeed
bobpiecheese - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've parodied this song before - but that was in my 'I Suck' phase, so it doesn't count. I'm hoping to try it again when the right topic hits me - enough about me. Not so funny, but very well written. 555 whacks.
Below Average Dave - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I got lost on the rhyming, and I didn't laugh too terribly much, but the fact that you generally got the pacing on the whole song and you were able to carry such an obscure topic through the whole song is impressive.
Invisible Boy - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Just getting this done deserves high praise. I liked the unique concept you chose. I hope this isn't me being picky, but by the end I did want to say "Ethan, Mao was not from Russia" Great work.

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