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Song Parodies -> "Lost Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Lost Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Oh where oh where are my baby teeth?
Tooth fairy took 'em away from me
And where she took 'em I really do not know
When she replaced them with coins under my pillow

I have wondered since I was young
Where the tooth fairy gets money from
When I ask, people guffaw
And ask if I believe in Santa Claus
Maybe she invests really well
Or creates the money with a magic spell
Or maybe people pay her money to watch her soar
Got some of that, won't get, no more

Oh where oh where are my baby teeth?
Tooth fairy took 'em away from me
And where she took 'em I really do not know
When she replaced them with coins under my pillow

Another thing that always bothered me
Is why the tooth fairy needs those teeth
Maybe she's building a ship made out of enamel
So she can get back home to the planet Kablamal
Maybe it's her hobby and
If she collects enough she can get a car
Or maybe there's a monster living in her lair
Who's mean and eats teeth and has lots of hair
And if her tooth supply ever runs out
That monster might rip teeth out of my mouth

Oh where oh where are my baby teeth?
Tooth fairy took 'em away from me
And where she took 'em I really do not know
When she replaced them with coins under my pillow

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Jennifer C. - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahaha. That's so cute. Made me laugh.
Matt - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
It was ok, but you guys have some better ones on this site. Hard coming up with stuff like that though, so yeah funny.

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