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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Have Her Now"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Happy Now?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Have Her Now"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Not everyone's allowed
To try to be my daughter's spouse
And you must show you're worthy
So you, need to pass my tests
To prove it's true that you're the best, if not then go... yeah yeah yeah

Could you tie your hands behind
You neck please and start clapping now? Ooh ooh
Could you fall asleep right now
Then tell me with a shout
That you're napping now?
That you're napping now

And the apple of my eye
Must end up with a perfect guy
Will you stop staring at me?
And I won't give her up to one
Who has not achieved perfection, on that I swear... yeah yeah yeah

Could you stuff your mouth with pie
And berries, and start rapping now? Ooh ooh
Just using a piece of cheese
Could you find a big tree
And then hack it down, ooh ooh?
Could you hack it down?

And you have not done a single task
You could not do anything that I asked
Oh man you are way beyond help

Could you cook with two closed eyes?
Don't think so. You can't have her now, ooh ooh
If you turn water to wine I still made up my mind
You can't have her now, ooh, ohh
You can't have her now

Would you get out of my sight?
Would you get out of my sight?
You had more chances than you
Deserved and still you blew
It so pack up now, ooh ooh
You can't have her now

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Billy Florio - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I take it you had to be put through some of these test Tone-def? lol....."I hear screaming and Bullwhips crackin'..."
Joey - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Probably the best parody i've ever seen! (big round of appalse)
E.A. - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
this is hilarious

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