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Song Parodies -> "The Lines they are Unending"

Original Song Title:

"The Times They Are A-Changing"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"The Lines they are Unending"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

To get in the teacups
Takes twenty minutes
The ride's not quite as boring
I'll spin as I sit
And I must fight the urge
To have loud, angry fits
Or me from the park
They'll be sending
And this line is the shortest
It's hard to believe it
But these lines they are unending

With time that we're taking
To stand in line as we wait
I think I could climb
A mountain up to Space
My dad wants some beer
He could drink half a case
With the time on this line We'll be spending
But you can't drink here
That could slow down the pace
Of this line that is unending

The entire country must
Be in this park
I hope I ride four rides
Before it gets dark
This line takes more time
Than when into the ark
Two creatures of each kind
Had been ascending
I've been chatting for hours
With my cousin Mark
Cause the line it is unending

I pity the workers
Who stand and greet
Dressed as characters
In the blistering heat
Compared to my waiting
Their sweaty job is sweet
No not really I'm just pretending
And for like half an hour
We have wanted to eat
But the line it is unending

The day it is done
I'm boarding the plane
I swear right now
I won't go again
But later the thrills
Will outweigh the pain
And once again we'll be attending
And the wait for rides
Will drive me insane
For the lines they are unending

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Haw! This should be added to the list of rules at the "Magic Kingdom". I love Disney-bashing!
John Barry - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I too love Disney-bashing. So did the Realist magazine, which years ago ran a poster of the "Disneyland Memorial Orgy"--the 7 dwarves gang-banging Snow White, etc.
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
There are sites where you can download that poster.
Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
My wife and I visited EPCOT center once. After a day of obeying recorded instructions telling us how to step into the moving vehicle, etcetera, my wife said that she felt like a " Tron ". 5's
Ashkicksass - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
So great, and so true! Well done, Ethan!
Dee Range - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You should record this Ethan! For some weird reason, picturing you in a 'teacup' (even though I don't know waht you look like) cracked me up! ;-D
Ethan - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I just recorded it

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