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Song Parodies -> "Back (bragging by Arnold Schwarzenegger)"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Back (bragging by Arnold Schwarzenegger)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I don't do political parodies too often but this idea seemed too good to pass up when it came to me wednesday night.
The butt of jokes
I have been of late
But I'll govern
The Golden State

I'm moderate
I compromise
I admit that I
Will tell true lies

Uh huh, uh huh
I'm back in the, spotlight

Gary Coleman
Is two feet high
I will stomp him
Just like a fly

Pete Ueberroth
Is uber-bad
If you vote him
You must be mad

Well I'll cruise past Bustamante
And the one who's 102
I'll be acting as the guv'nor
I think that's great don't you?



And I'll be back
And back again
(back, back, win this back to back)
I will be back,
oh yeah, I'm gloating
(back, back, win this back to back)
I will be back, and back
On fox, they'll show me
(back, back, win this back to back)

And after I
Have finished my third term
I will be the president
Boo-yeah


Some have copped out
Like little boys
Because they don't want
To be destroyed

Gallagher and
Larry Flint are jokes
Like my cigars
They will be smoked

I totally
Love this recall
The rest don't stand
A chance at all

And this girl named Mary Carey
Made some films I'd like to view
But as for
Her chance of winning -
She might as well be Drew

And I'll be back
And back again
(back, back, win this back to back)
I will be back,
oh yeah, I'm gloating
(back, back, win this back to back)
I will be back, and back
On fox, they'll show me
(back, back, win this back to back)

And after I
Have finished my third term
I will be the president
Boo-yeah

Well Hasta la vista, Davis
I have risen from your fall
All my challengers can't faze me
I'm stronger than you all

Chorus 4X

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice. 555. Though I kinda missed an "Eraser" reference, and a "The Running Man". (Was there a soundtrack to that movie?)
Claude Prez - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
lebeiw15 - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You got a 5 simply for spelling his name right
Billy Florio - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty Good, but theres one thing...Arnold cant be president...he's not a natural born citizen
Ethan - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
billy, you never know maybe that rule will change in the next ten years... but i will think about it to see if i can change the verse to fix the inaccuracy... of course it could be that nobody told arnold he can't be president because they're afraid of his reaction

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