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Song Parodies -> "Ketchupian Rhapsody (opera #6)"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ketchupian Rhapsody (opera #6)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is sung mostly by the ketchup when its someone else parentheses are used and its fairly obvious who is doing the singing.
The way i've acted
Was rather immature
I don't know what
I did all that stuff for
Now I know that I have been quite a pain
It's quite hard to think when you have no brain
I've learned the error of my ways after oh so many days
I was really crazed but I am not crazy right now, right now

Mustard, I apologize
For starting all those fights now i know that wasn't right
Mustard, I wanted to feel tough
I guess it was condimental adolescence
Mustard, ooh, now I guess I'm an adult
So I'll put an end to all this childish brawling
It is dumb, it is dumb, since our colors do not matter

Let's unite, for a common cause
There is a new threat the worst that I've seen yet
C'mon, everybody, this will be tough
But not as tough as being wholly broken
Mustard, ooh, I know forgiving's hard
But I've done it and you can do it too

I see chunky peanut butter and some jam
Calaboose Calaboose no clue why I said that
The spreads do not like us I think they will strike us
(Eres feo) no soy feo (eres feo) no soy feo no soy feo no no no
Leave me alone! The Jam's speaking Spanish it's saying I'm ugly
I wish those spreads there would not insult me
What they are saying makes me angry
What they say makes me frown I'd like to beat them down
Fight with me! (I'm mustard I would not like to fight)
Fight with me! (I'm relish I don't think fighting's right)
Fight with me! (Will not fight with you)
Fight with me! (Will not fight with you)
Fight with me (nah)
(no no no no no no)
Oh mantequilla mantequilla mantequilla lo veo
I see butter is showing his contempt for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can just wait for this to pass?
You surely won't make it if you are glass
And mustard, they can get you too mustard
There's two mustard jars one plastic and one made of glass

A fall will make you shatter spreads hit very hard
And they will make you shatter
Yeah they will make you shatter you see

Condiments are united

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