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Song Parodies -> "Moisture On The Car"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Moisture On The Car"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-08T205752Z_01_L08581974_RTRUKOC_0_US-DUTCH-CAR.xmlShort news story, but just bizarre enough to be songworthy
Dude is hating
Since I was speeding
Although it wasn't without cause

Didn't crash in to any people
So why does he insist on laws?

If I had done this
Down at Daytona
Then I would be in last by far

I am a good guy
I'm not a bad guy
I just had moisture on the car

Had no time to
Use a towel
I guess I diso-
Beyed the Guide

Well you can take my
Car with a scowl
But you can't take a-
Way my pride

I don't know where my registration
And my license for driving are
What is your problem? I didn't harm you
I just had moisture on the car

I wasn't smoking
Stuff with THC
You just assume because I'm Dutch

My car is no Jet-
Ta but I don't appre-
Ciate you stereotypes much

I think there must be something much better
That this for you to do by far
Look at the trunk it, was much wetter
No one wants moisture on a car

I don't know where my registration
And my license for driving are
What is your problem? I didn't harm you
I just had moisture on the car





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Stuart McArthur - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
great title sub, Ethan, and I thought it was really good - so where was everybody? - 555

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