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Song Parodies -> "Ketchup of Tomato"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ketchup of Tomato"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

The first song was a delirious hospital patient slipping into a dream this song is the events of the first song described in the sick man's dream by the mustard
Win you did not oh red ketchup bottle
Win you did not oh red ketchup bottle

You're wondering you i could
Knock you off the wood
And beat you really good
Tell you now i should

We were sitting, on the table
And arguing
You called me yellow, and i felt like
I was boiling
Then I mustered up the strength to
Mount an attack
You ran but I caught up to you
And unleashed a smack
Knocked you on your back - knocked you on your back
That forceful smack knocked you on your back

You got up and you tried to break me
But to no avail
You hit me hard but nothing left me
Your plan did fail
You are glass and I am plastic
You can't break me
But when I hit you you lost ketchup
Quite messily - quite messily
Everyone could see that it was messy

My glassless plastic jar, it is the best by far
Can't break and can't be bent, deserves lots of condiments

Now you gotta fess up I beat you ketchup beat you, beat you
Now you gotta fess up I beat you ketchup beat you, beat you
Now you gotta fess up I beat you ketchup (repeat 3x)

Yeah I beat you up ketchup of tomato you did not stand a chance because of what you are made of
And yeah i beat you up ketchup of tomato once i attacked you had much to be afraid of
I won - i won. I won
You know I beat you, I beat you

Maybe you could beat me
With jar equality
Since you defense is weak
Your chances are quite bleak

You've got tape over your cracks
But lost a lot in the attack
Another one would be quite rash
And land you in the trash

I'm mustard

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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