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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Clothes"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is the 2nd straight night i sat down from about 12 mindight to 1 AM and wrote a parody of an 80s song. Too bad i don't have that kind of work ethic for school
Suit of red, sits in sled
Pulled by antlered mutts
This jovial, total stranger
Seems one wheel short of a bus

He said "Merry Christmas"
And gave me a key chain
He took that thing from Macy's
The price tag still remained

Weird old guy should look up
The date on a calendar
I told that total stranger
It is just December 3rd

His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus

Cheeks and nose are red from paint
And what he's drinking is not for saints
Beard is shaved, and it's replaced
With cotton candy gobs

And when a kid passes by
He offers some Jack
Or certain white
Stuff that had been glued upon
The face of that old slob

He's loud, drunk, and messy
A sorry sight to see
To hear him yelling "ho, ho, ho"
Gives some the wrong idea


His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus

Na na na na na...

I think that
All crazi-er than this man
Have estates they call Neverland
I can't believe he's running free
And not in police custody

His deer bark, and their twigs
Might poke somebody's eye out
And think if he goes on a roof...
I'll be glad it's not my house

I found the reason why the cops
Do nothing so this guy is stopped
Police don't even bother
Because he is the mayor's father


It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes

Na na na na na...

It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes

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Melhi - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny, Ethan! "Beard is shaved, and itís replaced With cotton candy gobs" Hilarious visual on that! .
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ho ho
Ho-ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho
Hohoho
Ho-ho !
Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a =Delight!
Billy Florio - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
AussieBullDog - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL - very good! Great job with the pacing, especially.
Rice Cube - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice B-)
Spaff.com - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ho! Lotsa great lines - I liked your sub for "this ain't no Never Never Land"
Ethan - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for voting. Spaff - the idea for this somehow came to me last night after reading a comment on "every toy you break" about nobody writing christmas parodies to non-christmas tunes
Meriadoc - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked "April through the winter snows."

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