Suit of red, sits in sled
Pulled by antlered mutts
This jovial, total stranger
Seems one wheel short of a bus

He said "Merry Christmas"
And gave me a key chain
He took that thing from Macy's
The price tag still remained

Weird old guy should look up
The date on a calendar
I told that total stranger
It is just December 3rd

His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus

Cheeks and nose are red from paint
And what he's drinking is not for saints
Beard is shaved, and it's replaced
With cotton candy gobs

And when a kid passes by
He offers some Jack
Or certain white
Stuff that had been glued upon
The face of that old slob

He's loud, drunk, and messy
A sorry sight to see
To hear him yelling "ho, ho, ho"
Gives some the wrong idea


His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus

Na na na na na...

I think that
All crazi-er than this man
Have estates they call Neverland
I can't believe he's running free
And not in police custody

His deer bark, and their twigs
Might poke somebody's eye out
And think if he goes on a roof...
I'll be glad it's not my house

I found the reason why the cops
Do nothing so this guy is stopped
Police don't even bother
Because he is the mayor's father


It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes

Na na na na na...

It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes