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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Burns"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss The Girl"

Original Performer:

Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Burns"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Carnegie
Trump
Gates
Burns

Where is Smithers?
Everything is very sore
Since I am a hundred four
There’s a chance I will wither
And become quite ill
If I don’t have my pills
Because I’m Mr. Burns

Yes, they’re awful
That is how I get away
With giving them such meager pay
And they don’t bring a lawsuit
I can make profits
Exploiting half-wits
Because I’m Mr. Burns

Grovel right now
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Excellent
Most are subservient
Because I am Mr. Burns
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Capital
My wallet’s always full
Because I’m Mr. Burns

What? Promotion?
There is not a chance of it
I should drop you in the pit
Please move to the trap door
I enjoy the praise
But you won’t get a raise
Because I’m Mr. Burns

Do do do do do do
Seize that man
He may not mock my plan
Because I’m Mr. Burns
Re re re re re re
Lease the hounds
I want them off the grounds
They bother Mr. Burns
Stop your blathering and
Move along
I’m right and you are wrong
Because I’m Mr. Burns
Na na na na na na
Listening
Is what I’m not doing
Because I’m Mr. Burns

Because I’m Mr. Burns
And you’re not Mr. Burns
I’m C. Montgom’ry Burns
Girl dog I’m Mr. Burns


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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Joe Blow - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
As Mr Burns would say, excellent! However, this movie was from 1989. Still you get a poifect score.
TJC - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
The best South Park parody ever! (just kidding, Smithers... now get out of here before I release the Fives!)
Matthias - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Great tribute to an evil man!
Andrea Huckstep - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr. Burns ftw.
Ann Hammond - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
hmm, Mawyer, eh? excellent! - give that man a small country, Smithers, and these 5s
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) D'OH!
tomario - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"mmmmmmm Montgomery Burns" a tribute very good parody 555
Rex - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "Please move to the trap door" heh heh. Good job with this.
Mikey Squirrel - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) After seeing Mr. Burns doing "See My Vest", this is a perfect companion piece to it. As Homer says (imitating Burns) Ex - actly. (Doh!)
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great tribute to a really old monkey skeleton.
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, being the last one I read, I know this will make my top 5, it's one of my favs in this comp. I think it edges out my current 5th choice because of it's uniqueness. One of your better works

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