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Song Parodies -> "Bombs Over Baghdad 2K2 (The Second Gulf War)"

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"Bombs Over Baghdad 2K2 (The Second Gulf War)"

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Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is an improved resubmission of a song that i submitted a long time ago was obviously overlooked (it got no votes) - i added lyrics for the end of the song which was previously missing and fixed some inappropriate spacing that resulted from William Tong changing the spacing for his site which is where i submitted it first. This is also more appropriate for now considering the action being taken against Iraq. (I believe i originally wrote this in march)
(Cheney 3000:)

International overlords
Us for sure and we won't get bored
Of enforcing what is right and showing off our might
You cant stop our plan
You want to? you can't afford it
If you try you'll be deported
And do not doubt that we can
Since trying to stop me is treason, man
You can talk, sure but what you say we'll ignore
And if you try to do something more
You'll be kicked out cause we're at war
And we'll be fighting for 7 years more
2-0h-oh-two anno G.O.P. from now on you can't mess with me
Or the whole administration - from now on we will rule - this nation
Is under our control
When we're at war we possess its soul
Lose support, when fork means bowl
Never reveal our true role we're the anti-peace patrol
When we started, they were doubting, but now our praise they're shouting
You ask to what do we owe our success?
The war that's a fact not a guess
Afghani war might soon end
Our popularity we must still defend
To defend, we must fight
Pick a villain, which one is right?
I doubt that anyone wants a second cold war
Persian gulf - that was a good old war
Saddam's still there, fight him again
Just need a few good men - owwww

(Cheney and Choir)
The polls are in and they think we're gonna win
Bombs over baghdad
We're gonna win both the war and e-lek-shin
Bombs over Baghdad

(Bush Boi:)

One, two, three ok
I am the president of the USA
I still can't believe it but its true
A lot of my job gets me confused
But i get by with help from my crew
Who told me about a job that's new
A great new fun thing that i'll get to do
To not do it would stink more than Pepe LaPew
Declare war on somewhere called Iraq
Soon I'll have to learn where it's on the map
Too green to fight - i forget its name
But I am in charge of fighting Hussein
Heard I could learn from my father's Gulf War
But I don't remember those years - why I'm not sure
I can use this war for executing
Instead of the chair I'll use shooting
Yo, I am a really bad boy
And those Iraqis I will destroy
One crime down on which I'm going to crack, see
DWI - dwelling where Iraqi
First time offendeers are cut no slack we
Make sure their life they're lacking
Don't you tell me that that is not nice
They make us pay a high gas price
I should appeal to the thrifty spender
And we will have a war that is chock full of splendor
I really hope that they never surrender
Since if that happens i think people will
Figure out that i don't have a whole lot of skill
But i guess if we finally end my great new war
Then congress will declare one more - hah!

(Cheney and Choir)
The polls are in and they think we're gonna win
Bombs over baghdad
We're gonna win both the war and election
Bombs over baghdad

C-H-E, N-E-Y
To the T-O-P

(bush and cheney)
We will beat Saddam (X15)

We will crush our Middle East Rival (X23)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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tone-def - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
remember this was written about a year ago
MC Budder - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Anti-Crazy Frog - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is by System Of A Down and is called B.Y.O.B!
Ethan Mawyer - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
If this was to BYOB by System of A Down then all psychics should worship me for writing this in 2002. It would also be a pretty lousy pacing job
Silver Power - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought it was a good parody, especially reading it from 7 years later. I love TOS, and ACF is an FAG. And maybe you are psychic. And maybe you do suck at pacing. Or maybe this parody is awesome.

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