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Song Parodies -> "Weevils, Crops Ruined/ Be Sure The Chickens (are hens)"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Weevils, Crops Ruined/ Be Sure The Chickens (are hens)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Bugging everyone
They are no fun
Spraying what they eat
Seemed to be a bit inhumane

We've got holes in the field
A bad crop yield
We need a plan
So we can have meals

Stinkin'
Weevils, Weevils, crops ruined
Weevils, weevils, crops ruined

Munching on the
Best land, farm land
Chowing on the wheat
Then they lay down
As if to say

"We just ate all your crops
So Ha Ha Ha
Better start looking
For another job"

Weevils, weevils, crops ruined
Stinkin weevils, weevils, crops ruined

Bugs eat more than
I do, why do
Weevils get our rice?
Now this is place is
In disarray

We got bugs in this place
They should not stay
I ought to call in someone to exterminate

Weevils, weevils, crops ruined
Stinkin' weevils, weevils, crops ruined
Lettuce robbing evil weevils, I'm ruined
Weevils, weevils, crops ruined, not right!

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Heard cock-a-doo-
Dle-doo too much
When it's 5 AM
I don't wanna wake up

We have a maid
To milk the cows
I do not care if
The milk maid complains
Cause I'm boss now

And I'll sleep through the dawn, past dawn, past dawn, past dawn

Be sure the chickens are hens
They keep pretty quiet and lay eggs
Females for chickens
Females for chickens
No noisy roosters cause we
Know male chickens are too loud

I know my dad
Liked his wake up calls
He also
Made us all go bank-
Rupt because of boll weevils
Thought spray was wrong

So he went to
Build some roads and
Left me the farm
If I realize that I have to
Be up before it is eight
I will buy an alarm

And I'll sleep through the dawn, past dawn, past dawn, past dawn

Be sure the chickens are hens
They keep pretty quiet and lay eggs
Females for chickens
Females for chickens
No noisy roosters, no need
For male chickens

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Adagio - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good read, Ethan
AussieBullDog - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad at all, Ethan.
Big Red - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the funniest parodies ever. 5-5-5
Meriadoc - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
And I never picked cotton.... Ethan, that was great! Keep 'em coming!
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL !
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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