I could be worth a million
But I'd rather drink more beer
At least that's what I think and
Well I think my thinking's clear
Even though it's eight thirty
And I still am half asleep
I'm shaking cause I know I need my booze

I don't know why the cops are making such a fuss because going straight's no way for grown men to walk
I don't know why the cops are making such a fuss because slurred's the perfect way for grown men to talk

I don't remember tossing lots of rocks and breaking five windows
But several neighbors watched it all in shock and now they want my dough
And I do not have a case since they got it all on tape
Now I am scared I'll lose my beer money

It's certain I will get drunker after I chug ( my booze)
Well I like imbibing liquor so much that I think I should hug ( my booze)
And I know it makes me have no time for drugs (See it's a good thing)
And if I go broke I will rob stores like a thug
Because you know I need my booze

You know it takes away my hunger, fills me up, (my booze)
There are hundreds of calories in every cup (my booze)
I hear that meal is far from balanced oh yeah so what (I still like it)
I'm happy if I can keep it inside my gut, it's a risk I take with booze

Well I don't ever drive, the last time I did I crashed into a tree
My liver's traumatized because I put booze instead of milk into my rice krispies
I just forgot my next line probably because of wine
I don't care right now I want Bailey's

I started one night in summer when I was nine (tried booze)
Well I consumed like two beers or so and it was early bedtime (I snoozed)
Then I was hooked like a flounder on a line (I drank every single night)
And nowadays my feelings are quite far from fine
Unless I'm loaded with my booze


And there are some times I get drunk enough I write (haikus)
With way to many syllables about things like I need a beer or I'm going to fight (Five dudes)
And when I obey my thirst then I'm not drinking Sprite (Except in mixed drinks)
While I don't know who I'm gonna see during a night, I will always be with booze

My (hic) my (burp) my (hic) my (burp) my booze
My (hic) my (burp) my (hic) my (burp) my booze

Today I saw some big bikers and I expressed (my views)
At the moment no one there was sober I got socked in the chest (I'm bruised)
It seems that now my life is quite a mess (But I'm in no state to judge)
And that kind of thought makes me feel really depressed
I will fix that with my booze

I don't know why the cops are making such a fuss because going straight's no way for grown men to walk
I don't know why the cops are making such a fuss because slurred's the perfect way for grown men to talk