It's plain from the price
Of a frappuccino
They shouldn't have to cheat
Their employes
But they tried to make out like a casino
And hoped the baristas
Would not say they need the money

They took from tip jars
To pay shift managers
Since what could a lowly barista say?
As far as ethics go
You can't get much worse
They're called ladrones
Where coffee is known as cafe

Even though coffee's aro-
Ma is awesome the scandal stinks
It's harder to trust them
To serve steaming drinks
Since they could be cheating
In more areas than pay
Luckily the lawyers
Won on the side that's clean
They'll be getting dough
That's no mere hill of beans
A cool hundred million
Baristas are like hooray, hooray

The profits they earned
Were astronomi-cal
But they were not content with what they made
And so they're gonna lose two billion nickels
It's best if you get those
Small drinks at a less known cafe

(Repeat the chorus a couple of times to rub it in)