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Song Parodies -> "Paperboy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

From now on i'll leave the political stuff to William Tong. This here is another song about classic nintendo/arcade games. If you see the chinese characters too i'm sorry there's nothing i can do about it
I can't stand this block
Everything around
Is trying to knock
Me flat onto the ground

If I miss the porch - by only a yard
Then their subscription that house will discard
It's not easy to be me

Wish that I could last
At this for a week
Oh well I just crashed
My chances seem very bleak

And if I destroy - someone's property
I get mad props from my company
I'm the paperboy who dogs won't let be
Why I am mad isn't hard to see
It's not easy to be me

Now I see some guy - He's on the street
He's a nut - He is doing god knows what
He is crazy - and in my way

This is really great
Almost broke me neck
Somebody tried to skate
Through me and caused a wreck

I'm only a boy who's equipped with two wheels
With a big tornado nipping at my heels
Only a boy on a bike with 2 wheels
Working for one of the whole world's worst deals

It's not easy to be me

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
He was a paperboy... No, I guess it would be hard to Lavigne that one. It helps that I remember the Paperboy game.
Billy Florio - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I actully did a parody to Avril's "Sk8ter boi" called "Paper boy" sucks, so dont bother with it...its one of my bad ones

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