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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Unreal"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Unreal"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

One of two political Billy Joel parodies I wrote over the summer and forgot about until very recently.
Trump's unreal
When he speaks it's like a blooper reel
Except he meant to say the things he said
It is a miracle we're not all dead

Such constant dread

Because Trump's unreal
Is his brain made out of pumpkin meal?
His skin is orange but a black, black soul
He doesn't work out but his head is swole
Yeah, he's a troll

And when he goes on his phone it's just ra-a-ant
His Twitter content is nonsense, I ca-a-an't
Deal with his old man rage
Can't engage, or I'll age

Because Trump's unreal
Thinks he's a hero but he's such a heel
His current career should be on the ropes
He'd be impeached if not for Congress dopes
So hard to cope

(groans)

Trump's unreal
I often can't believe he struck a deal
He seems like more the type to strike his wives
And now his plans will hurt all kinds of lives
I wanna cry

And when he meets with world leaders he's wrecked
They don't believe he deserves their respect
And they're completely right
He's not bright
So much fright

Because Trump's unreal
Is his brain made out of pumpkin meal?
His skin is orange but a black, black soul
He doesn't work out but his head is swole
Yeah, he's a troll

(more groans)

Trump's unreal
Donald Trump's unreal
I gotta get drunk because Trump's unreal
Oh, what's his deal?
I'm gonna get drunk because Trump's unreal
Oh what's his deal?
I'm already drunk because Trump's unreal
With grumpy spiels
I always get drunk because Trump's unreal...

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Agrimorfee - December 27, 2017 - Report this comment
hehe, well played.

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