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Lots and lots to clean
I can't just bring a hose in
That might ruin the floor's sheen

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Flowers on the wall
I have part of a rose in
My eye - not good at all

We don't play with matches
That's what I often say
The next time that I catch this
Type of stunt I will make you pay

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Shavings in my soup
Got negative emotions
Might take days to regroup

(Unintelligible grumbling builds up into a cathartic scream)

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Should've put away
The flammable ammonia
After I cleaned today

And what's more, you ruined one
Of my most treasured bowls
With all that has been strewn, son
To clean should be among your goals

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And I'll clean the rugs
As long as you're not smoking
Illegal, deadly drugs

(More grumbling)