Song Parodies -> Burning Calories
| Original Song Title: | "Turning Japanese" |
| Original Performer: | The Vapors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Burning Calories" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
I don't like fitness -
The normal kind
That is just the way
I was designed
The only part of me that races is my mind
Oh to conclusions
I jump for sure
And I've been running
For the school board
I often push my kids by making them do more
I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I've lifted some weight off of my chest and
I have been climbing up the social ladder
Everything I'm doing is completely active
Everything I'm doing should decrease my fatness
Everything
That's why I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
The normal kind
That is just the way
I was designed
The only part of me that races is my mind
Oh to conclusions
I jump for sure
And I've been running
For the school board
I often push my kids by making them do more
I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I've lifted some weight off of my chest and
I have been climbing up the social ladder
Everything I'm doing is completely active
Everything I'm doing should decrease my fatness
Everything
That's why I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
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One of your best yet
I agree with you, Leb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
This is hilarious - great job, funny parody, very witty! 5's ! "Burning calories" is an inspired internally-rhymed parody of "Turning Japanese" !!
Johnny D, do you read every parody on the site? I mean, everywhere I look, you've left a comment! Or is that your job?
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