Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bakey Flakey Tarts"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Braky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Bakey Flakey Tarts"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I've gone back to filking
I went to a shrink, now I won't make a stink
Every time things do not go my way
I was quite insane, and such a royal pain
But I will be a calmer queen today

And you can be real late, for an important date
You can even paint the roses tan
I will be real lax if you don't pay a tax
Nowadays I only have one command


Don't steal my tarts, my bakey flakey tarts
You know that's something that I dread
And if you steal my tarts, my bakey flakey tarts
I might just say ¨off with your head¨

You can call me fat, I'm not bothered by that
You can say my husband is real short
Yeah you can even say, that hedgehogs in croquet
Is not the proper way to play the sport

Tell the Cheshire cat, and that nut with the hat
That from me they do not have much to fear
But if you're a crook, and my great tarts you took
You'd better not show your face around here

Yeah don't steal my tarts, my bakey flakey tarts
You know that's something that I dread
And if you steal my tarts, my bakey flakey tarts
I might just say ¨off with your head¨

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 23

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 5
 4
 
 2   2
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 3
 4
 
 4   5
 6
 4
 
 5   12
 8
 10
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Sparki - January 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This ALICE IN WONDERLAND filk is excellent!!! Keep up the good work!
Phil Alexander - January 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That's pretty good - loved the hedgehogs in croquet rhyme ;-)
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is sooooooooo funny! If i ever become the next Weired Al, I think i might put this song on my first album!!!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyraycyrus2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 911